THINGS THAT BOYS DO.

 

This is the essential list of things boys have done or will do.

1)Break a window
2)Use a sling shot or pellet gun.(See number 1)
3)Build a jump and get big time air.
4)Ride something down a flight of stairs.
5)Get pulled behind a vehicle.(On a bike or skateboard)
6)Acquire a black eye, bleeding nose, stitches or break a bone.(see numbers 3, 4 and 5)
7)Play armpit music.
8)Use a whoopee cushion.
9)Give or receive a gonch pull.
10)Cut down a tree. (With a Swiss Army knife.)
11)Catch a reptile. (Frog, turtle or snake.)
12)Fall into a swamp. (See number 11)
13)Dam up a creek.
14)Bridge or cliff jump into water.
15)Use a stink bomb or any other fireworks in a public place.
16)Build a fort. (In a tree or otherwise.)
17)Shoot a spit ball.
18)Build a bonfire. (Flames must be over ten feet tall.)
19)Throw something into the fire that will blow up.
20)Hit or get hit in the junk with a ball.
21)Give or receive a purple nurple.
22)Carve a point onto a stick.
23)Electrocute yourself or a friend.
24)Roll a really big rock down a hill. (The bigger the better.)
25)Put a dent into your parents vehicle.
26)Eat a bug.
27)Catch a fish.
28)Build a raft that does not float.
29)Dig a really big hole in an empty field. (See number 16)
30)Skip a rock across a river or lake.
31)Attempt to kill ants or any other bug with a magnifying glass.
32)Do a smoke show with your parents vehicle.
33)Climb a tree.
34)Walk home after either running out of gas or getting the vehicle stuck.
35)Write your name in the snow.

How many of these things have you done? Leave your score in the comments. Did we miss anything? Tell us in the comments.

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