Top Ten Ways To Make Soccer More Exciting!

10. Play in the dark with a glow in the dark ball

9. Blindfolds and stilts

8. Give one guy on each team one of them James Bond Jet-packs

7. Let super mario and friends play

6. Allow goalies to use handguns

5. Have some poor jerk in the middle of the field trying to set up a model railroad

4. Spike Lee on the sidelines talkin' trash

3. Eliminate game itself; let hooligans battle it out on the field

2. Change name of sport to "DEATHBALL 2000"

1. Let 'em use their frickin hands!

-bent ;)