BTLN TOP TEN

 

This is the list from last years Brigade Night. This tradition started twelve years ago, we did a spoof on David Letterman(Al Martens was Dave and I believe Ryley was Paul) on Brigade Night and the Top ten was the most popular part of the night so we made it a regular part of our show.

BTLN TOP TEN 2009

10)We have a great home! The Gospel Chapel has been very gracious to us and has given us a place to stay and to hang out! The new Btln Headquarters!

9)We are very accepting so long as you're between the grades of 7-12 and you're a guy then you are in!

8)We are family, it's something you can be a part of and be proud of, no we are not a cult or a gang but some say that we walk the line.

7)We take care of you! With the amount of free food at Btln we are convinced that someone could actually live off of Btln!

6)You get to be a part of a long line of Btln history and legends.

5)We will never shoot down your biggest dreams, we guarantee that they aren't bigger than the ones we already have! For example, one day we hope to buy Grand Forks! Like I said no dream is too big for Btln!

4)Somehow we always think that Todd Bertuzzi will join our adventures....(see number 5)

3)You never know what will happen at Btln, for example we have this weird habit of taking pictures with any statue we find on our road trips...I really don't know why, but hey I don't know why we do a lot of the things we do at Btln.

2)We are sponsored by Reebok, Everlast, Pepsi, D.Q., Subway, Snickers, the B.C.Lions, Toby Mac, Relient K, Boston Pizza, Bacon, Barq's, NOS and Bruce Jepsen....ok well that's not actually true but if you go to Btln you will know why all of these things are important to Btln.

1)And the number one reason to go to Btln, Drew Brown goes(and for all you ladies out there he's single!)(p.s. so is Ben Jepsen!)

Written by Bent!

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