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Saturday, July 11, 2009
TOP 37 OR POSSIBLY 39 THINGS THAT YOU NEED TO BRING TO CREATION.
I figured that I would give you a list of things to bring to Creation, and in no particular order they are .....
(1)Banana Boat
(2)Btln Medallions
(3)CamelBak
(4)Air conditioned pants (OK they don't exist, but they should.)
(5)Sharpie (To obtain girls phone numbers, but if that doesn't work it can be used to get autographs.)
(6)Cash (For merch.)
(7)Shade tent
(8)Frisbee (For suicide Frisbee.)
(9)Hawaiian Punch, Pepsi, water.
(10)Ben Jepsen
(11)Miracle Whip (2 if Charlie is there.)
(12)The Ark
(13)Mamba
(14)Cowbell (Unfortunately Audio A. won't be there)
(15)Tickets
(16)Shoes (Going to be doing a lot of walking and jumping around.)
(17)Music (i-Pod or c.d.'s to brush up on your favourite bands songs)
(18)Salute
(19)Guitar (We don't have to bring one but Matt Thiessen better not forget.)
(20)Sharp elbows (To work our way to the front of the mosh pit)
(21)Bible
(22)Cargo net (To prevent loss of backpack or sleeping bag)
(23)Sunglasses
(24)Btln shirts
(25)Camera (Paparazzi?)
(26)Energy drink (To make it through Saturday night.)
(27)Btln flag(and flagpole)
(28)Btln Bus
(29)Fan
(30)Chairs (In the Gorge to sit on the grass?)
(31)Football
(32)Ice (to be used with #9)
(33)1 block of cheese
(34)Voice (You know you're going to singing along)
(35)Appetite
(36)Free Hug shirt
(37)Other Btln Nation members (See #10.)
(38)Soap
(39)Toothbrush (If you forget #38 or #39 you probably won't be able to use the Sharpie for girls phone numbers, see #5.)
THE CAPTAIN
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3 comments:
Charlie loves his mayo
Truth.
haha i love that i made #10 50% lance!
-bent ;)
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